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Any Airport, Anywhere

Musical Accompaniment: If I Had a Gun by Noel Gallagher Even though I love travel, I fucking hate airports. And I mean I really fucking hate airports. In no other place do you have to weave through so many layers … Continue reading

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DON’T Kill that Stupid Mother Fucker

Daryush Valizadeh you are an asshole. Your ideas are ass backwards and you assume that you can assimilate other asshole assailants to your asinine absurdities. No, a desperate late attempt to assuage your outraged Earthians by slapping a satire label on … Continue reading

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Equal But Not Fair…

People who read my last post on my Libertarianism might be surprised to hear that I’m ecstatic with Justin Trudeau’s early actions. I even sent him an email the other day to tell him (in slightly more formal speech) that … Continue reading

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Why I’m a Libertarian

I thought that with the upcoming Federal elections that it would be a good exercise to put down my political philosophies in writing. I’ve found that my peers naturally assume that I’m Liberal. I am flattered by this because they … Continue reading

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A Guy Walks into a Hypersensitive Bar

A guy walks into a bar… Why a guy? Why not a women? That’s sexist Ok, a women walks into a bar… You know, a lot of people have issues with alcoholism. You shouldn’t be so casual about telling bar … Continue reading

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6 Degrees of Deliberation

I think a person shows their true colours when it comes time to hold the door for someone. You’re in a public place, you open a door, let your arm straighten as you grab hold of the edge and give … Continue reading

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Fresh Beer or a Couple Cups a Coffee

I’ve always had either a hate on or hard on for waitresses. There’s something about their black uniforms and forced flirtations but also something about their mosquito akin habits that makes me tick. This week I am King of the … Continue reading

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